No spoilers from tonight's episode of The Walking Dead, but the inestimable fan, Yvette Nicole Brown (@YNB), has it right: never enunciate while tapping your pistol for emphasis.

Lord, a certain character needs to pull it together. Seriously, the Sassy Gay Friend's "Look at your life! Look at your choices!" flashed though my mind. This character needs to realize what she or he looks like and how she or he sounds.

Obviously, this character got booted out of Toastmasters.

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And Hardwick just revealed that Melissa McBride will be a guest on next week's Talking Dead.

Hopefully, I'm just being a catastrophist, but I couldn't help thinking, Well, shit.

But–fuck the world—that preview from next week's episode!